“SINISTER SANTAS” SECRET SOCIETY
They’ll watch you when you’re sleeping
It’s that most wonderful time of the year. People are kinder and more generous, laughter is the currency of the day, and there’s just something jolly in the air. Once the 1st of December rolled around, Los Santos was blanketed in the beautiful, white snow and festive decorations appeared across the city. From adorable snow men to yummy gingerbread houses, the city decorators thought of it all. However, not all is happy and bright in the decor world.
The “Sinister Santas”, as they have been dubbed, have appeared at multiple locations across the city of LS. Twenty feet tall some of them measure, though that is considered a conservative estimation by some experts. It seems as though nobody knows where they have come from. One terrified city decorator spoke to us anonymously.
“No we don’t know where the f**k they have come from, okay?” Anonymous City Worker stated, trembling from head to toe. “They were never in any of the plans. No paperwork. No nothing. Where’s the god damn paper trail? I-I-… I think th-think someone put them there to spy on us! Maybe the illuminati – who knows? Don’t ask me! And don’t tell anyone we had this conversation, okay? I need to think of my family!”
Workers and patrons of various businesses have described the “Sinister Santas” as ‘creepy’, ‘ominous’, and ‘f**cking freaky as f**k’. One patron even screamed when they saw the figure above Soochi’s restaurant, deeming the effigy a ‘bearded glassy-eyed no-sacked c*nt”. CNT asked for comment from the City and were told to “get a grip” and to “have a day off”.
One question that hasn’t been answered is who put them there. Was it the illuminati? Aliens? A secret government organisation hell-bent on seeing all? Or could it even be the elves and Santa himself?
As of now, the mystery continues. Be wary, citizens of LS. Be very very wary.
Merry Christmas.
By: Aelin MacGoven
