THC (Totally Hot Cunt)
You were the Australian vixen with the Cruella-de-Ville hair, bossing the employees around at THC a few days ago. I came in to order 400 bags of fertilizer and 8,000 water bottles, and somehow you convinced me to buy the THC membership. I wasn’t sure about dropping that extra 5k, but the way you projected your authority made it… very hard to say no.
I thought about you the entire drive home, and now every time I’m out watering my plants, I can’t seem to get you out of my head. I’d love to be your little dalmatian, whatever it takes, to know what it feels like to BE WRAPPED AROUND YOU.
Love,
Your102ndDalmatian
CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
You were the beautiful, petite snow bunny working for the COC. You shut down my buddy’s ribs-and-cigar-lounge pitch, and the way you put him in his place while controlling the room… I’m not gonna lie, it caught my attention.
I noticed that look you gave me from across the room, and I couldn’t tell if we were on the same wavelength, but just in case we were…
If you’re out there reading this, I’d love to get to know you better over cocktails at the VU sometime. I’m there pretty often (the ladies can’t seem to get enough of me).
Love,
RibsedForPleasure69
I was behind you in line at Amore earlier tonight. You were talking to some dude named Pat (total beta male btw) and I think your name was Talia? Or Thalia? idk, I was too busy trying not to stare at your lovely femine features like a gentleman. Anyway, everything about you from your voice to the way your tiny little feet did that cute lil pitter-patter across the floor literally had my heart skipping a beat from all the blood rushing to my you know what. I was the guy wearing the gang flag with the goggles. I ordered the chicken parm to-go because I didn’t wanna look like I was following you or whatever, or was I? Talia… if you’re out there scrolling… I just want you to know I’m saving myself for you. You are, without exaggeration, the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in this city and I think you deserve a man that will treat you right. With undying devotion,
THATS AMORE
ShadowFangTheEternal
