April 3, 2026

 An article series by Melanie Vincenzo

Here in the city of Los Santos you’re sure to find a couple at every turn whether that be your everyday working civilians or the typical shitter gang members. They all have one thing in common at the end of the day and that’s being in love! (And making you feel totally miserable for being single). I created this series to showcase and get to know some couples around the city, learn who they are and maybe even expose some secrets they may be hiding from their partner. 

This week I had the opportunity to interview Tank Luciano-Wynters and Jupiter Cervantes in Paleto. 

Jupiter’s personality shines bright as she is very out spoken and stands her ground. She fights for those she loves and she’s never afraid of a challenge. (And don’t forget her great sense of style). 

While Tank comes off as a very chill and quiet guy he does also have a playful personality once you get to know him. He is super loving and shows that everyday when with his friends, family and girlfriend Jupiter. 

But now it’s time to put them to the test and see how much they truly do know about each other. Enjoy getting to know them with this fun 6-7 Q&A!

  1. What would you say your partner’s favorite color is?
  • Jupiter: “His favorite color is Red”
  • Tank: “Green”
  1. What is a word or phrase they say a lot?
  • Jupiter: “what the FUCK”
  • Tank: “big FUNKY BITCH”
  1. What’s a habit your partner has that secretly annoys you?
  • Jupiter: “He likes to tackle me from behind and you know I like that but not the way he’s doing it.”
  • Tank: “SHE’S ALWAYS BEEFIN”
  1. If your partner could commit any crime right now and get away with it, what would it be?
  • Jupiter: “He would probably rob a big bank.”
  • Tank: “Terrorism.”
  1. What’s a red flag your partner has that you ignore but shouldn’t?
  • Jupiter: “He doesn’t do things when he says he’s going to do it.”
  • Tank: “again, SHE’S ALWAYS BEEFIN”

BONUS QUESTIONS!

  1. Here’s a hypothetical that could one day become your reality. Your partner is being chased and radio’s saying they need your help to get out but, your block is being sprayed and you have been OG ordered to remain on the block and defend. What are you doing?
  • Tank: “I would save Jupiter.” (Doesn’t ride or die for the gang)
  1. Do you think your partner is in the relationship for the long term or is this just another fling to them?
  • Tank: “For the long term.” (Aww)

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